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GodlyVerses

Did you know, stones can run (buk3404) and salute people (mus2277)? Cows can talk (buk3471), beard men can feed on women breast (mus1453a) and you should had your hands licked after eating (buk5456)? Ants can talk (27:18), snakes can be muslims (2236b), same as monkeys (3849)? Mohamed flew into space (3207) and a verses was revealed because of Mohamed's donkey (buk2691)! Mohammed was like a bum (buk5255) and Satan passes wind (buk608)! Mohammed asked to bite a penis (adab963) !!!
Hadith Al Bukhari 3471 (en en2) Others animals (25) Funny stories (37)
Glorified be Allah, a cow speaks! Glorified be Allah, a wolf speaks!
Hadith Muslim 2388a (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 1738a (en en2) The Last Judgment (23) Other Punishment (20) Miscreants and polytheists (75) Funny stories (37)
At the Last Judgement, those guilty of breaking faith will have a flag stuck up their bum
Hadith Muslim 2277 (en en2) Others animals (25) Funny stories (37)
I, the Prophet, recognise the stone of Mecca that saluted me before my advent
Hadith Muslim 2312a (en en2) Mohamed was rich (4) Proselytism in Islam (27) Funny stories (37)
People embrace Islam because Mohammed is very charitable, he is not afraid of need.
Hadith Al Bukhari 146 (en en2) Sawda, the first veiled (10) The veil (18) Toilet behaviour (26) Funny stories (37)
33:59 was revealed after Umar recognized Sauda when she was going to the toilet
Hadith Al Bukhari 6240 (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 2170a (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 2170d (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 2170e (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 1453a (en en2) Mohamed towards women (38) Adult's breastfeeding (15) Aisha's chilhood (32) Funny stories (37)
Mohamed asked a woman to breastfeed a young man to let him go into her house
Hadith An Nasai 3319 (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 1453b (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 1453c (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 1453d (en en2)
Hadith Al Bukhari 3404 (en en2) Funny stories (37) Moïse (7)
Moses took off his clothes for a bath but a stone took his clothes and fled
Hadith Al Bukhari 278 (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 339 (en en2)
Hadith Al Bukhari 5456 (en en2) Friendly behavior (9) Saliva, sputum (18) Funny stories (37)
When you eat, do not wipe your hands till you have licked it, or had it licked by somebody else
Hadith Muslim 2031a (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 2060a (en en2) Biological miracles (4) Miscreants and polytheists (75) Funny stories (37)
A non-Muslim has seven intestines and a Muslim just one
Quran An-Naml(The Ant) 27:18-19 (en en2 tfs tfs2) Others animals (25) Funny stories (37)
An ant said "Go quickly into your homes", so Solomon smiled in amusement at her words
Hadith Muslim 2236b (en en2) Others animals (25) Funny stories (37)
Make life hard for snakes you find in your houses, if it stays kill it for it would be a nonbeliever
Hadith Al Bukhari 3849 (en en2) Others animals (25) Stoning (33) Funny stories (37)
During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey stoned by other monkeys
Hadith Al Bukhari 3207 (en en2) Mohamed's miracles and revelations (23) God is unfair (39) Prayers (41) The 7 heavens (17) Funny stories (37)
Mohamed flew on Al-Buraq, then went to paradise to negociate with Allah the number of prayers.
Hadith Al Bukhari 3887 (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 162a (en en2)
Hadith Al Bukhari 2691 (en en2) Others animals (25) Fitna, social discord (7) Funny stories (37)
The smell of the Prophet donkey started a fight and prompt the revelation of 49.9
Hadith Abu Dawud 203 (en en2) Fart (7) Funny stories (37)
The eyes are the leather strap of the anus, so one who sleeps should perform ablution
Hadith Adab 963 (en en2) Mohamed's violence (33) Funny stories (37) Jahiliyyah, pre-Islamic era (4)
The Prophet said, ‘Tell him to bite his father's male organ and be explicit.’
Hadith Al Bukhari 149 (en en2) Mohamed is the best of example (33) Toilet behaviour (26) Funny stories (37)
I saw Allah's Messenger answering the call of nature while sitting over two bricks
Hadith Al Bukhari 145 (en en2)
Hadith Al Bukhari 147 (en en2) Toilet behaviour (26) Funny stories (37)
You are allowed to go out to answer the call of nature
Hadith Al Bukhari 608 (en en2) Free will (30) Prayers (41) Fart (7) Funny stories (37)
Satan passes wind with noise in order not to hear the Adhan
Hadith Al Bukhari 1231 (en en2)
Hadith Muslim 389a (en en2)
Hadith Ibn Majah 526 (en en2) Childhood (17) Funny stories (37)
Hasan and Husain was brought to him and the infant urinated on his chest
Hadith Ibn Majah 1944 (en en2) Mohamed's death (11) Adult's breastfeeding (15) Adultery (38) Stoning (33) Funny stories (37)
The Prophet was dying and a tame sheep came in and ate the verses about stoning and breastfeeding.
Hadith Al Bukhari 1339 (en en2) Funny stories (37)
The angel of death was sent to Moses and the later slapped him severely, spoiling one of his eyes
Hadith Al Bukhari 5255 (en en2) Mohamed towards women (38) Mohamed was not loved (8) Funny stories (37)
Woman refuses Mohamed by calling him a tramp
Hadith Al Bukhari 5254 (en en2)
Hadith Al Bukhari 5256 (en en2)